Following guidelines the Pete Townshend way

I needed to open a box today, but noticed that it read:

"Do not open with a sharp instrument"

So I carefully tuned a Les Paul slightly flat, took a big swing and smacked it as hard as I could with my guitar! Needless to say the result was less than satisfactory.

Fortunately my 3 year old son wasn't around at the time - only because I was following advice I'd read on a medicine bottle - "Keep away from children".